It's inevitable that one day soon, in a mom-induced stupor, I will take off my beach cover up forgetting that I only have the top of my bathing suit on.
Luckily that day was not today.
We just watched Joey Chestnut eat 61 hot dogs in 10 minutes. Because that's what the 4th of July is all about folks, the freedom to gorge yourself on questionable meat products. Happy Independence Day. song: Hot Dog • artist: Led Zepplin