The Mommy Rant

The true adventures of Mostly-Stay-At-Home-Mommy

Monday, August 27, 2007

Nights in White Satin

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What's worse than playing checkers with a four-year old? Playing chess with a four-year old. In a way it's good that we've moved...
Sunday, August 26, 2007

New York, New York

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I know what you're thinking, "good grief, how long does it take her to read one book?" Answer: a long time. I just finished th...
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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Say, Say, Say

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I don't know what I'll do when preschool starts and I'm left without a translator for H three mornings a week. C now tells me wh...
Friday, August 24, 2007

Can't Keep It In

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I'm thinking that I should start putting notches on the bathroom wall, like prisoners do, to keep a record of how many times I get up at...
Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Harden My Heart

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No doubt everyone reacts to a new pregnancy differently and in a hundred odd, idiosyncratic ways. One of the things I began doing immediatel...
Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Eat It

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This morning C examined what we had on hand for breakfast cereals (Cheerios and Honey Nut Cheerios), and announced we didn't have very m...
Sunday, August 19, 2007

Everything I Own

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It's strange the things you crave when pregnant. Ironically it's not the fresh lettuce you've been growing by the bucketful in t...
Saturday, August 18, 2007

Don't Do It

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So, one day in late June you find yourself pregnant. And you're not entirely surprised, after all, you're old enough to know how bab...

Ironic

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Hey Liz! You know what having twins at 39 is? It's inane! That is so ironic. song: Ironic • artist: Alanis Morissette
Friday, August 17, 2007

30 years ago (death week couplet #2)

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When Elvis died, all the girls cried.
Wednesday, August 15, 2007

It Takes Two

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So I was planning to tell you today that we're having a baby in February. But after having an ultrasound today, it looks as if we're...
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It's Not Easy Being Green

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Rounding out our trip to Maine was a stop on the way home at the Brunswick Diner. What a great diner! They served breakfast all day (which w...
Monday, August 13, 2007

death week couplet #1

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Here's to the King, he sure could sing.
Sunday, August 12, 2007

Another Saturday Night

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Ken is working the next four Saturdays in a row. Saturdays are the worst because the kids don't have any of their usual activities going...

It Sure Was Better Back Then

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We've got Plimoth Plantation and New Harbor Maine has Colonial Pemaquid. Never heard of Colonial Pemaquid? I'm not surprised. As far...
Friday, August 10, 2007

lament: a couplet

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I wish I could write like E.B. White.
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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

maine couplet

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i hear the waves outside our door, crashing against the rocky shore
Monday, August 06, 2007

Sweet Dreams

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Chamberlain Maine is one of those tiny summer vacation communities where everyone knows everyone and all the houses go back two or three gen...
Friday, August 03, 2007

Too Darn Hot

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Weather like we've had the past two weeks makes me miss the air-conditioned comfort of full time office work. I know I shouldn't com...
Wednesday, August 01, 2007

When Will I See You Again?

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C met a new friend at Coonamesset Farm on Monday. She was quite taken with C and followed us to pick raspberries, she and C yucking it up al...
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