The Mommy Rant

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Monday, August 29, 2011

Hurricane Haiku

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hurricane gusts scatters yard with sticks and leaves blows summer away
Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Watch Your Step II

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Wishful thinking. song: Watch Your Step • artist: Elvis Costello
Sunday, August 21, 2011

Watch Your Step

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Best caution signs ever. song: Watch Your Step • artist: Elvis Costello
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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Get Ready

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The Tao of my Twins: Lesson #8 Tis better to go out in one's pajamas, than not to go out at all. song: Get Ready • artist: The Tempt...
Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Blue Bayou

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Doesn't anyone remember that we hated the Smurfs the first time around? song: Blue Bayou • artist: Linda Ronstad
Monday, August 15, 2011

I Can't Drive 55

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It's ironic to drive two hours to take your kids to Canobie Lake Park only to arrive and find that the first ride said children want to ...
Saturday, August 13, 2011

Against All Odds

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We picked up our two new mice at the pet store today. Even though the clerk asked them to send girl mice, it turned out there were boy mice...
Thursday, August 11, 2011

Reunited

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Have fun at the class reunion guys. If only there were quarter-century superlatives. I'd vote Rene and Hadley in as "Most Courage...
Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Call Me

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Cell phones have rendered obsolete an entire genre of music - the telephone angst love song. You know the type, either the love-sick caller...
Saturday, August 06, 2011

I Saw the Light

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According to the Globe, a North Andover mom "wants to leave the earth a healthy place for her three children. But what good is a thrivi...
Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Thank You for the Music

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The gig. song: Thank You for the Music • artist: Abba
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Monday, August 01, 2011

Teach Your Children

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Despite the MFA's written appeals and signage admonishing visitors not to take flash photography or video at the museum, people were fla...
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Saturday, July 30, 2011

Tom, Dick or Harry

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C and I saw the final Harry Potter movie today. It was my first time at the cinema pub in town. I like the concept but it just seems disres...
Tuesday, July 26, 2011

One for the Mockingbird

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"You ain't fair" I said, you ain't fair."  "You're real nice, Uncle Jack, an' I reckon I love you even ...
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Sunday, July 17, 2011

One Burbon, One Scotch, One Beer

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Rather than the front yard, usually I steer my kids to the backyard to play. The reason being that it's easier to look out the back wind...
Thursday, July 14, 2011

Let the Music Play

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There's been some discussion surrounding the performance of two plays on the library lawn next week though not the kind of discussion th...

Black Water II

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Always be careful of what you wish for. I was secretly hoping for a day off from swim lessons but thought it would come in the form of rain ...
Monday, July 11, 2011

Lightenin' Strikes

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Everything I learned this week I learned because of my kids. 1. The reason fish don't get killed when lightening strikes the water is be...
Saturday, July 09, 2011

The End

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Seems like no coincidence that the final space shuttle flight and the final Harry Potter movie are taking place less than a week apart. The ...
Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Early in the Morning II

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Another summer season starts and so begins the jockeying for good parking spaces at Megansett. This year I plan to arrive early enough for ...
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