The Mommy Rant

The true adventures of Mostly-Stay-At-Home-Mommy

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Buckets of Rain

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Is there a special place in heaven for parents who take their kids to Storyland in the rain? Because there should be. song: Buckets of ...
Saturday, September 29, 2012

Live and Let Die

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If New Hampshire is the Live Free or Die state why all the tolls on the highway? Are they trying to kill me? song: Live and Let Die • ar...
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They Don't Know

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Last week I was working in the yard when S came over and decided he wanted to work with me. He took off into the house and then came back te...

Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy

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With all due regrets to the local wildlife and our neighbors - C is now playing the trumpet. song: Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy • artist: the A...
Thursday, September 27, 2012

Alone Again

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Leo plays this game where she'll pick up a Lego or Playmobil piece in her mouth, carry it to the top of the stairs, drop it, and then ch...
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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Hot Dog

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song: Hot Dog • artist: Led Zepplin
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Put a Lid On It

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The Tao of my Twins: Lesson #15 If there were 10 bathrooms in our house, there would be 10 toilet seats left up.  song: Put a Lid On It ...
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Angel from Montgomery

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This is a heads up to my friends at the North Falmouth Library. I just ordered up a bunch of books about angels - they are for a Christmas s...
Monday, September 24, 2012

You Better You Bet

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Overheard at the Bocce festival on Saturday: "Damn. I thought we could at least beat a kid playing with a broken arm." No such l...
Sunday, September 23, 2012

Non Sequitur of the Day

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A news report citing that a demonstration in which protestors shouted "death to America," was "mostly peaceful."
Saturday, September 22, 2012

The Wedding Song

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The Catholic church should be relieved to learn that Jesus might have had a wife. At least it means he wasn't gay. song: The Wedding ...
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Friday, September 21, 2012

Ice Cream Man

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scene: Middle row of the mini van. Two four year olds discuss their career options: S: "I wonder what I'll be when I grow up? I kno...

Button It

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Thursday, September 20, 2012

You Can Call Me Al

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There's a new mouse in the house. I know because I put it there. It's a pet mouse - the kind of mouse you don't allow the cat t...
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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Ride the Tiger

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song: Ride the Tiger • artist: Jefferson Starship
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Twilight Zone

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Surely you noticed the other day that I posed about my son and his earring and I did not name the post for the song Twilight Zone by Golde...
Monday, September 17, 2012

Think

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So it used to be that if you saw four people sitting on a park bench and three of them were reading books, magazine, newspapers, what have y...
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Battle of Evermore

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H has a bow, a lightsaber, a sword, and a musket in his corner of the bedroom. He's at the ready should either Robin Hood, Obi Wan Keno...
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Sunday, September 16, 2012

Never

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As the mother of four boys I never thought I'd hear this phrase uttered in my house but it was tonight so never say never: "Mom! He...
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Wrapped around your Finger

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If the silly bandz craze is over then why am I still wearing this rubber band around my wrist? song: Wrapped around your Finger • artist: ...
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