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Monday, May 23, 2016

Giving it All Away

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N traded his chocolate chip cookies to Joseph for a Matchbox car last week on the bus. I guess it's flattering to think that your made-...
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Friday, May 13, 2016

You Spin Me Round

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We're heading into the busy season here on the Cape so here's a friendly little reminder: the driver who is already in the rotary ha...
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If You Could Read My Mind

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I feel quite certain that when I ask my children where something is and they answer "in the back of the car," that's just a eu...
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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough

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We were only away for four nights and yet it's taken two weeks to unpack. How does that work? I like to drink a lot of tea if I have t...
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Sunday, May 08, 2016

Abraham, Martin, and John

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For last month's A to Z Challenge I had some fun at Donald Trump's expense. My only concern is that after November's election he...
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I do, I do, I do

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A koan for my children on mothers day. If you finish your cereal and your mom's not home, do you still have to put your bowl in the si...
Saturday, April 30, 2016

Z is for Zeus

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10 People with names that begin with Z who would make better presidents than Donald Trump 1. Zippy the Pinhead 2. Zelda Fitzgerald 3. Za...
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Y is for Yankovick

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10 Musicians with first or last names beginning with Y who would make better presidents than Donald Trump. 1. Peter Yarrow 2. Neil Young ...
Friday, April 29, 2016

X is for Sign Your Name With

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10 Historical Figures who were (probably) illiterate, who would have made better presidents than  Donald Trump. 1. Sojourner Truth 2. Joa...
Thursday, April 28, 2016

W is for Walt

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10 Disney Characters who would make better presidents than Donald Trump. 1. Belle (Beauty and the Beast) 2. Malificient (Sleeping Beauty) 3...
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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

V is for Villains

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10 Evil Villains who would make better presidents than Donald Trump. 1. Voldemort 2. Sauron 3. Mr. Hyde 4. Sweeney Todd 5. Bill Sikes 6. Th...
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U is for Uncle

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10 of my relations who would make better presidents than Donald Trump. 1. My uncle Mike because he was a engineer at Raytheon which makes hi...
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Friday, April 22, 2016

T is for Texas

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10 Texans who would make better presidents than Donald Trump 1. Joan Crawford 2. Walter Cronkite 3. Willie Nelson 4. Carol Burnett 5. Kenny...
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Thursday, April 21, 2016

S is for Seinfeld

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10 Minor Characters from Seinfeld that would make better presidents than Donald Trump 1. The Soup Nazi 2. Uncle Leo 3. Crazy Joe Davola ...
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Wednesday, April 20, 2016

R is for Rock & Roll

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10 Deceased Rockers who would have made better presidents than Donald Trump 1. Roy Orbison 2. Buddy Holly 3. Janis Joplin 4. Joe Cocker 5. J...
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Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Q is for Questionable Intentions

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10 Shady Characters who would make better presidents than Donald Trump. 1. Billy the Kid 2. William "Devil Anse" Hatfield (with Ra...
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P is for Patriarch

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10 TV Dads who would make better presidents than Donald Trump.* 1. Mike Brady 2. The Dad from Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home 3. Archie ...
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Monday, April 18, 2016

O is for Oscar the Grouch

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10 Muppets who would make better presidents than Donald Trump 1. Kermit the Frog (w/Miss Piggy as secretary of defense "hiya!" 2. ...
Saturday, April 16, 2016

N is for Nest

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10 Celebs with Avian-inspired names who would make better presidents than Donald Trump* 1. Charlie Bird 2. Big Bird 3. Captain Jack Sparrow...
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Friday, April 15, 2016

M is for Monsters

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10 Monsters who would make better presidents than Donald Trump. 1. Frankenstein's Monster 2. The Blob 3. Sullivan (w/Mike as VP) 4. The ...
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