Kiss Off

A playlist for Trump leaving the White House:

1. Mr. Bad Example - Warren Zevon

2. Everybody Want To Rule The World - Tears For Fears

3. Don't You Want Me? Human League

4. I'm a Loser - The Beatle

5. Urge for Going - Tom Rush

6. Leaving On A Jet Plane - Peter, Paul & Mary

7. Movin' Out - Billy Joel

8. Good Riddance - Green Day

9. Kiss Off - Violent Femmes

10. Don't Look Back - Boston

 Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

song: Kiss Off • artist: Violent Femmes

What I Like About You

My kids have accused me of showing favoritism and they're right.
I like our pet guinea pigs better than all four of them.

song: What I Like About You • artist: The Romantics

Eight Days a Week

C says that Black Friday, Shop Small Saturday, Cyber Monday, and Giving Tuesday should be followed by Apply for Welfare Wednesday.

song: Eight Days a Week • artist: The Beatles

smokin in the boys room

Here’s a funny (or not) story.
S and N wanted to make super scary jack-o-lanterns this Halloween and somehow equated super scary with smoking. So they wanted both their pumpkins to have cigarettes and I offered to make some with white/brown paper but neither of the boys could understand why I needed white paper because as it turned out, they had never seen an unsmoked cigarette, just butts in the beach parking lot, so they assumed cigarette were just the brown filter end.

Song: Smokin in the Boys Room  • Artist: Brownsville Station

I Write the Book

I just realized this today (can you believe it?) and this is about as quasi inspirational as I’ll probably ever get.

Ever notice that it only takes dropping one letter to make a “notebook” a “not book?”
Here’s to all your notebooks never becoming “not books” 

song: I Write the Book • artist: Elvis Costello

Stormy Monday

I don’t understand people who deny climate change. Don’t something like 97% of all climate change scientists agree that climate change is happening at an accelerated rate and that people are the cause?
Those seem like pretty good odds.
If I went to see 100 doctors and 97 of them said I had cancer - I think I would probably stop wondering whether or not I had cancer and start doing something about it.

song: Stormy Monday • artist: Eric Clapton

I'm Sorry

Confession: when I play Sorry with my kids and I get the card that sends them back to start - I'm not really sorry.

song: I'm Sorry • artist: Brenda Lee