Monday, May 23, 2016

Giving it All Away

N traded his chocolate chip cookies to Joseph for a Matchbox car last week on the bus.
I guess it's flattering to think that your made-from-scratch cookies are good enough to pass for second grade currency, but I still got mad and told him to eat his cookies and not trade them. Then I refused to give him any more for after-school snack which is probably why he told me I wasn't going to come and visit me when I was an old lady.

song: Giving it All Away • artist: Roger Daltrey

Friday, May 13, 2016

You Spin Me Round

We're heading into the busy season here on the Cape so here's a friendly little reminder: the driver who is already in the rotary has the right of way.

song: You Spin Me Round • artist: Dead or Alive

If You Could Read My Mind

I feel quite certain that when I ask my children where something is and they answer "in the back of the car," that's just a euphemism for "lost."
I know this in much the same way that my kids know that when I say "I'll think about it," that's just a euphemism for "no."

song: If You Could Read My Mind • artist: Gordon Lightfoot

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough

We were only away for four nights and yet it's taken two weeks to unpack.
How does that work?
I like to drink a lot of tea if I have to drive for a long distance.
The caffeine doesn't keep me awake.
But having to go to the bathroom does.

song: Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough • artist: Michael Jackson

Sunday, May 08, 2016

Abraham, Martin, and John

For last month's A to Z Challenge I had some fun at Donald Trump's expense. My only concern is that after November's election he might be having fun at the entire country's expense for the next four years.
The thought of a President Trump is even more depressing when it exists parallel to my son S's year-long obsession with President Lincoln.
How many books does the Mullen Hall Elementary School library stock about Abraham Lincoln?
A lot.
How many have we read?
A lot.
Sure, they're kids biographies but I think I get the picture.
Lincoln grew up poor. Not poor as in the last family on the block to get cable - dirt poor. As in dirt floor and there were no other families on the block because there was no block, only the Kentucky, then the Indiana, then the Illinois - frontier.
As a boy Lincoln went to school for a cumulative total of one year.
Before he was born, Abraham Lincoln's grandfather was killed by Native Americans.
His younger brother died as a baby.
His mother died when he was nine-years old, so did his aunt and uncle. His orphaned cousin came to live with him. He was left with his cousin Dennis and sister Sarah for at least six months after his mother's death while his father went back to Kentucky to find a new wife. No cell phones connected Thomas Lincoln to the children - they were essentially left in the cabin to fend for themselves.
His sister (his only other sibling) died in childbirth.
His first girlfriend (before he met Mary Todd) died of typhoid.
His second eldest son died of TB when he was 3 years old.
His third eldest son died of typhoid at age 11 in 1862 during the Civil War.
Despite all this Lincoln was known for his sense of humor.
Lincoln freed the slaves.
Lincoln's intentions were not to punish the Southern states at the end of the war. After Lee's surrender to Grant, less than a week before Lincoln was assassinated, Lincoln requested that a celebratory band play "Dixie," outside the Capitol and is quoted as saying, "it is good to show the rebels that with us they will be free to hear it again."
Lincoln gave his life, literally, to preserve the union.
Over April vacation we drove to Pennsylvania in order specifically to go to Gettysburg. To take S someplace that President Lincoln also went to. Admittedly Lincoln was not perfect person but an incident described on a museum panel in a downtown Gettysburg museum summed up what's so lacking in today's presidential candidates that Lincoln seemed to have in spades. It was in the Wills House where Lincoln stayed the evening before the dedication of the National Cemetery where he would deliver a speech that would come to be known as the Gettysburg Address. The display noted that after Lincoln arrived at the Wills house a large crowd gathered outside in hopes that the President would make an appearance. Eventually Lincoln did come outside the door but rather than give an impromptu speech he declined, telling the crowd that he didn't have anything prepared and would rather not speak off the cuff, “In my position," he said, "It is somewhat important that I should not say any foolish things."
Evidently Abraham Lincoln knew when to speak up. And when to keep quiet.
Take a cue, today's politicians. Take a cue.

song: Abraham, Martin, and John • artist: Dion

I do, I do, I do

A koan for my children on mothers day.
If you finish your cereal and your mom's not home,
do you still have to put your bowl in the sink?

song: I do, I do, I do • artist: Abba

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Z is for Zeus

10 People with names that begin with Z who would make better presidents than Donald Trump

1. Zippy the Pinhead
2. Zelda Fitzgerald
3. Zach Braff
4. Zorba the Greek
5. Zsa Zsa Gabor
6. Ziggy Stardust
7. Zac Efron
8. Ziggy Marley
9. Zeppo Marx
10. Zorro

Y is for Yankovick

10 Musicians with first or last names beginning with Y who would make better presidents than Donald Trump.

1. Peter Yarrow
2. Neil Young
3. Jesse Youngblood
4. Weird Al Yankovick
5. Yanni
6. YoYo Ma
7. Yoko Ono
8. Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens)
9. Cavin Yarbrough (of Yarbrough & Peoples)
10. Yip Harburg

Friday, April 29, 2016

X is for Sign Your Name With

10 Historical Figures who were (probably) illiterate, who would have made better presidents than  Donald Trump.

1. Sojourner Truth
2. Joan of Arc
3. Genghis Khan
4. Hammurabi
5. Charlemagne
6. Shoeless Joe Jackson
7. Francisco Pizarro
8. Shakespeare's parents
9. Abraham Lincoln's step mother
10. Tamerlane ('Timur the Lame') I'd never heard of this guy either - so sorry if you think it's lame but come on! it's X!

Thursday, April 28, 2016

W is for Walt

10 Disney Characters who would make better presidents than Donald Trump.

1. Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
2. Malificient (Sleeping Beauty)
3. Cruella Deville
4. Elsa (w/Anna as VP)
5. The Absent-Minded Professor
6. Pinocchio
7. Dumbo
8. Disgust (Inside Out)
9. Dory (Finding Nemo)
10 Remy (Ratatouille)