Pick Yourself Up

The Tao of my Twins: Lesson #13

When my snack falls on the floor in public, in view of other parents, Mommy always snatches it up and throws it out - all the while lecturing loudly about germs.
When my snacks fall on the floor out of view of other parents, Mommy always picks it up, dusts it off, mutters something about the five second rule, and hands it back to me.

song: Pick Yourself Up • artist: Frank Sinatra