Monday Morning

Black Friday, Shop Small Saturday, Cyber Monday, and now there's Give Back Tuesday.
That's a lot of days dedicated to shopping in all its various forms.
Why can't there be a week's worth of days dedicated to making mom's life easier?
We could have Keep Quiet Saturday and Pick That Up Sunday. Followed by Leave Your Brother Alone Monday, Because I Said so Tuesday, Life Isn't Fair Wednesday, Put That Down Thursday and I'm Just Going in the Bathroom for Five Minutes, .

song: Monday Morning • artist: Fleetwood Mac