The Mommy Rant: Low Budget

Tuesday, May 05, 2015

The cheapness of a mother is revealed in the number of times she reuses the birthday candles.

song: Low Budget • artist: The Kinks

Ann Bennett said...: It's time to create a mommy myth.

The more times you use a birthday candle, the more likely your wish will come true. Unless it is a horse.

The more times you use a birthday candle, the more happiness you will have in the coming year.

I think I like the second one best. Anyway, you mean there are people who don't reuse candles?; 11:52 AM
Joanne said...: Maybe the rule should be that you have to reuse the candles UNTIL your wish comes true. Good luck to those kids who ask for a pony!; 6:03 PM