Can't Shake These Blues

Note to new parents:
Easter is a time when you must pick your poison.
Which will it be?
Put candy in the eggs and rot out their teeth.
Put money in the eggs and emphasize consumerism and commercial gain.
Put plastic crap in them and ultimately destroy the planet.
Damn You! Easter Bunny!

song: Can't Shake These Blues • artist: Chris Smither

To Love Somebody

Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker (or bumphah stickah if you live in MA) that proclaimed "I love my husband." Well the love was a red heart so technically it said "I heart my husband," but you get the drift.
Is this what it comes down to? We need a bumper sticker to proclaim our love - - for the person we married?
Of course you love your husband! Who says you don't?
Loving your husband is a given - the only thing that's new information here is that your husband is so insecure he needs his wife to declare his love for him on the back of her freakin' car.
Or maybe she's just really, really attractive and has to fend off unwanted advances.
"I love my husband."
so back off buddy!

song: To Love Somebody • artist: Bee Gees