Mack the Knife

Today's cautionary advice is to beware the kitchen knives you just had sharpened at the knife sharpening shop in North Falmouth, especially when chopping onions. Otherwise you'll end up like me with a big cut on the tip of your finger and nothing but Christmas-themed band-aids with which to patch it up.
That'll give you something to cry about.

song: Mack the Knife • artist: Bobby Darin