Ask me why I'm so excited about the 14-dollar, size-small, Abraham Lincoln costume I just ordered for H?
It's because he wants to be Captain Ahab for Halloween!
Just look at these two men! Who is Captain Ahab but Abe Lincoln with a harpoon and a peg leg? Not to mention, costumes of historical figures are way cheaper than your average Halloween costume.
Next year I'll use the costume again when I dress the four of them like the profiles on Mt. Rushmore.