Every Rose Has It's Thorn

Look! A laugh-out-loud line from the section on qualified health claims in Michael Pollen's book "In Defense of Food."
"No doubt we can look forward to a qualified health claim for high-fructose corn syrup, a tablespoon of which probably does contribute to your health - as long as it replaces a comparable amount of say, poison in your diet and doesn't increase the total number of calories you eat in a day."
And to think my son asked me why I never read "anything good."

song: Every Rose Has It's Thorn • artist: Poison