Brave New World II

If you don't know what bathroom talk is then you've never parented young boys.

I was explaining to S & N the other day that they would be sent to the principal's office if they used bathroom talk when they were in kindergarten.

They in turn asked me if the principal had a gun - or a sword.

I said that the NRA is working on it but that she doesn't have one yet.

Not yet.

book: Brave New World • author: Aldous Huxley