SWM seeks energetic older woman for companionship and play. Me: 32-inches tall, blue eyes, brown hair. You: old enough to cook mac and cheese and stay up past 8PM. Prefer intellectual stimulation to mind-numbing television viewing. Turn ons: long walks, throwing food, and running into the street. Turn offs: the dark and naps. Not interested in long-term commitment, still hung up on my mother. Must be willing to put me to bed.
song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song) • artist: Rupert Holmes
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