Walk a Mile in My Shoes

The shoes I mail ordered arrived last week. These were shoes I loved in the picture. I carried the catalogue around for months planning to order them; but when I opened the box I was immediately struck by how much they looked like bowling shoes. Black bowling shoes - but still - bowling shoes.
Then running guru Tommy Leonard enlightened me. "They look like biking shoes," he said.
Phew. I feel much better knowing that I'm impersonating a biker rather than trying to dress like a bowler. What a relief.

song: Walk a Mile in My Shoes • artist: Elvis Presley