When you have your toddler on the changing table avec stinky diaper and you realize that all you have is one single diaper wipe with which to do the job, and no back up package on the shelf, the feeling is akin to being given an eyedropper and being asked to drain Lake Superior.
Of course even if you had the back up package you'd still be screwed because darned if you don't need a pair of scissors to open the thing and you can't leave your toddler on the changing table while you rummage around for a pair and you can't put him down of the floor cause he'll immediately drag his hand through his own excrement and then, oh I don't know, wipe it on his head. You can only curse under your breath and wonder why you ever thought having kids was a good idea in the first place.
song: Dang Me • artist: Roger Miller
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