parenting tip #4637: The meal you prepare for supper will never be so appetizing as when your child eats it off the floor the following morning.
parenting tip #4891: The toddler who does not poop in his diaper all morning will unload with a colossal dump the moment you arrive at: a) the park, b) his big brother's piano lesson, c) the library, d) all of the above.
Do not forget to remove said stink bomb from your car upon arriving home.
song: Right Place, Wrong Time • artist: Dr. John
Dear Wasted Food Dude–Date Label Hell(p)
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