munchkin land

My front yard is beginning to remind me of the Wizard of Oz. Remember the scene when the flying monkeys swoop down and carry off Dorothy and Toto? They leave behind the lion the scarecrow and the tin man, but not before they ruff them up a bit.
The lion and the tin man rush over to the scarecrow. He is all dismembered. He says: "they took my legs off and they threw them over there! Then they took my chest out and they threw it over there!" Then the tin man cleverly says, "well, that's you all over!"
Since his got his new truck Ken's been dismembering the old one and leaving parts of it all over the front yard.
First he took the roof rack and put it near the baby's swing, then he took the bed liner and left it near the fire bushes. You get the idea.
Surely the neighbors who just moved into the $600,000 house across the street were hoping for a better view.

song: munchkin land • soundtrack: the wizard of oz