What's Going On?

Sometimes I really miss being in the office. I miss the general convivial banter about the news of the day, otherwise known as gossip. I know the adage about gossip: "Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people," but we can't be figuring out ways to save the planet all the time and besides Eleanor Roosevelt, to whom this quote is attributed, probably never had a 40-hour-a-week, nine-to-five, desk job.
So, for the record, I'm thinking of running for president, and Ken is really the father of Anna Nicole's baby.

song: What's Going On? • artist: Marvin Gaye