Saturday, January 19, 2008

Chevy Van

I swore to myself that I wouldn't make fun of the mini van. What useful purpose would that serve? It would be the equivalent of poking myself in the eye.
Yesterday was the most I've gotten to drive the van since Ken picked it up on Tuesday night. I repeat what I said before - it drives effortlessly, even for the uncomfortably pregnant. While in the driver's seat I can't, however, shake the urge to announce, "Good evening everyone. This is your pilot speaking. Would everyone please return their trays to the upright position as we will soon begin our descent into West Falmouth."

song: Chevy Van • artist: Sammy Johns

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