What if they remade the Incredible Hulk (again!) only this time instead of mild-mannered David Banner, the Hulk's alter ego would be some Mrs. Brady-type of stay-at-home mom.
When she's asked the kids for the third time to pick up the living room, or for the love of Pete to empty the plastic containers out of their lunch boxes or throw their dirty clothes into the hallway; that's when she would launch into the familiar refrain: "you won't like me when I'm angry!"
Forget counting to ten or excusing yourself to the bathroom. This would be much more effective.
song: A Change is Gonna Come • artist: Neville Brothers