Me: How come you haven't been buying bananas?
Him: The kids haven't been eating them.
Me: But I like bananas.
Him: Oh. I didn't know you liked bananas.
Me: We used to buy bananas before we had kids.
Him. We did? I can't remember anything from before we had kids.
Me: Me neither. But I think there was bananas.
song: Yes We Have No Bananas • artist: Frank Silver and Irving Cohm