Little Willy

When did Valentine's Day become such a candy orgy?
It used to be there was the occasional heart-shaped box of Whitman's Chocolates for wait-till-the-last-minute, couldn't-think-up-anything-more-original types. Not any more. Now Valentine candy has gone mainstream. My kids' came home from school with a haul rivaling Halloween and without having to exert themselves by walking around the neighborhood.
Contrary to those popular culture stereotypes, we really want our sweethearts fat and toothless

song: Little Willy • artist: Sweet