Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Pump It Up

Alex Rodriguez used steroids. Is there anyone out there who is surprised by this non-revelation? If so, I've got some proverbial swampland I'd like to sell you.
A-Rod probably doesn't pay his taxes, has undocumented aliens working for him, and cheats on his wife with high-priced prostitutes.
It's the American way.

song: Pump It Up • artist: Elvis Costello

1 comment:

Ann's Rants said...

I thought this was going to be about the hellish birthday party place with said name.