Big Ten Inch II

School was cancelled today. Preschool too.
I was trapped like a rat in my own home.
Like a rat with a lot of children.
And no peanut butter.
Here's H giving me his breakfast order:
"Honey Nut Cheerios, milk, banana, orange juice, and a vitamin."
C: "What'd he say?"
Mommy: "He said he wants Honey Nut Cheerios, milk, banana, orange juice, and a vitamin."
C: "Oh. I thought he said, 'and Spider-Man.' "
Mommy: "Spider-Man? Well that's just ridiculous."

song: Big Ten Inch • artist: Aerosmith