Hold On

The Buba Buddy. The Bottle Nanny. The Bottle Bundle. The Bottle Sling.
There are a number of devices on the market to help prop up a bottle in a baby's mouth so mum can have her hands free - presumably to make dinner, massage the neck of her husband, or throw in a load of wash. Surely it would be frowned upon if the manufacturers knew mums were frittering away their time answering e-mail and leaving their babies to be fed by such a contraption. No sir, you'll never catch me using a Bottle Nanny.
That's because a stuffed teddy bear works just as well.

song: Hold On • artist: Tom Waits