They need to put a few mothers in charge of the Israeli Palestinian conflict.
A mother would go in a tell both sides, "look, if you can't get along in this here Gaza strip I'm going to take it away - and nobody gets to play with it."
Then she'd kick everyone out for not using their indoor voices and pass some sort of legislation designating the entire area as a nature preserve or something.
song: Jerusalem • artist: Steve Earle
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